Congratulations
Yes, only one in one people so far have won the Leather Smalls small dog competition/survey/giveaway/freebio. All you have to do now is go to the store, buy some Leather Smalls and wait for your dog*. Once again, many congratulations - luck you!
*The dog will be sent immediately on foot and will be told your address, they are all ex-guide dogs so should be used to people telling them where to go and looking out for stuff. On some ocassions, dogs have misunderstood and have arrived at alternate destinations or not at all. However, such is our network of free dogs that we have representatives walking them on every street. Just politely tell the handler that it is your dog which you won by answering a survey and they will gladly hand your pooch over.
*The dog will be sent immediately on foot and will be told your address, they are all ex-guide dogs so should be used to people telling them where to go and looking out for stuff. On some ocassions, dogs have misunderstood and have arrived at alternate destinations or not at all. However, such is our network of free dogs that we have representatives walking them on every street. Just politely tell the handler that it is your dog which you won by answering a survey and they will gladly hand your pooch over.
Please note, the song below was re-arranged by Cliff himself and he sang it to us in the MillCorp office - a truly wonderful moment. You too, can re-create that moment by singing it to yourself to the tune of "Congratulations" by Lord Cliff Richard. If you can wear roller skates and do it in his voice it will sound even more realistic.
Congratulations
And celebrations When I tell everyone that you're in love With a dog Congratulations And jubilations I want the world to know I'm happy as a pup. Who could believe that I could be happy and contented I used to think that happiness hadn't been invented But that was in the bad old days before I met a dog When I let you walkies into my heart |
Congratulations
And celebrations When I tell everyone that you're in love With a dog Congratulations And jubilations I want the world to know I'm happy as a pup. I was afraid that maybe you thought you were a bitch That I was only fooling myself to think you sniffed me But then tonight you said you couldn't walkies without me That round about my hairy hole You wanted to stay |
I hereby claim this dog on behalf of me, the wife and all mankind.
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